"Give them wisdom and devotion in the ordering of their common life, that each may be to the other a strength in need, a counselor in perplexity, a comfort in sorrow, and a companion in joy." -- The Book of Common Prayer
You know how people rubberneck at crashes? They're horrified, yet can't seem to look away. Keep that in mind when you see these next few pictures. I'll walk you through it. (You can click on the pictures to enlarge them.)
Please note in the top right corner that she has misspelled the word "wonderful". That will be the best part of this business card you see. And please take the time to note the irony in that she took the time to look up the word "affectionate" in order to spell it correctly.
Here, she misspells her own name. That's understandable, though, considering how many ways "Kristi" can be spelled. But you can console yourself with the fact that she has attended "colledge classes". Phew! That's a relief.
I love that you take the expense "right offf" your taxes! At least I won't be "disapoited!!!!!!" One last piece of advice -- if your e-mail address won't fit on your business card ... it's time to get a bigger card.