I interviewed the boy today. It was pretty comical. Enjoy!
What is your favorite food?
J: Yogurt-covered raisins
What does Daddy for a living?
J: Um ... works.
Where does he work?
J: The rock quarry.
Are you going to get married some day?
J: I hope not.
Why don't you want to get married?
J: I dunno.
What happens when you get married?
J: You get a wife. You have kids.
Is that such a bad thing?
J: I don't like changing a baby's diaper, that's why!
So what do you want to do when you grow up?
J: I dunno. Go on vacation. To Grandma Fran's condo.