Saturday, December 31, 2011
When Two Dorks Collide
The following conversation happened last night as Jeff and I were climbing into bed. I'm fussing over the covers and Jeff is poking fun at me for being so picky about it. I've recorded this nearly verbatim.
Me, in a mock-serious tone: "I just can't sleep with the blanket all wadded up three feet in the air right under my chin while my feet and legs are completely exposed! I am a blanket socialist. I demand even distribution of the blanket! Every night I have to take the blanket from you and lay it out evenly."
Jeff: "Well, I'm a blanket capitalist and I say that whoever CAN gets to have the blanket. Maybe I'll be the socialist government and keep all the blanket and let you have what I think you deserve!"
Me, in righteous indignation: "That's it - I'm Occupying this bed! ... Capitalist pig."
Well ... maybe you had to be there, but we were in tears from laughter by the end of our little comedy routine.
Posted by jeni at 9:17 AM